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Comments made by djME27

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Mar 20, 2010

Oh, almost forgot... @so_stuck: If you see this, made a comment back on the anal shoot from a few shoots ago, if you care. I just now noticed your eye-opening comment, so I posted there to keep it where it belongs.

Fucking Machines
Mar 20, 2010

LOVE the role play, awesome quality of shoot. Would give a Great! but unfortunately, as long as they stay this short I wont be givin out more than a "Good" at best. ...I know, really threatening to the crew at FM, I'm sure. Just sayin it now, cuz it is already annoying to myself and the rest of the world if I put it in every review. SO, we can all just assume thoughts haven't changed concerning the length. Rather than bitch, if I give up hope Ill just quit quietly (since it IS me that has the problem, and MY personal tastes, I suppose). That said, again... LOVED THE SHOOT!

Fucking Machines
Mar 20, 2010

WICKED shoot! Great work TC, you wont be catchin any bitching from me on this one (I hate typin em as much as you hate reading em) ;)

Fucking Machines
Mar 20, 2010

A bit too much sybian for my taste (it does get in the way a bit, but bottom line is: DAMN it WORKS, and that makes it hot). Never would have dreamed of complaining about a run on the Sybian... but then again said Sybian ride never used to represent 50% of a two-machine, 15-minute shoot. ...for a site that had NEVER summoned any of my bitchin, I HATE (as Im sure you do) how much of a critic "New Way" has made me. Short = less chance for good shoots with machines that work for model to overshadow anything that doesn't work (for model or viewer). Oh well.

Fucking Machines
Mar 20, 2010

Oh. Forgot 2nd reason.. heh. Two anal scenes in a row, with almost 0% vaginal, making two scenes that only "do it" for those who like it, and are wasted shoots for the others. There IS an anal site with Kink.com. The whole reason niche sites exist is so those who like the subject can have their tastes too, and those who dont like it dont have to waste their money on it. If it wasn't a shoot with ALL anal and just some, I wouldnt have a problem. But, 15-20 minutes = mostly all of whichever hole the 1-2 machines in the scene get to spend time with. Thats all. If anyone feels like talking more, Im fine with logical arguments about this that dont involve bashing each other's tastes.

Fucking Machines
Mar 20, 2010

@so_stuck: Damn, I wish I had caught your response to my comment earlier, since now you probably won't catch what I have to say. But, since you went ahead and made your ignorant comment personal, I'll give it a shot. First, I'd like to point out that NOT ONCE did I bash the fans out there for their tastes, be they anal or otherwise. My intention was to open your eyes to the fact that SOME of us DON'T like anal, not out of fear or, as you like to think, "our inner gay," but rather simply out of taste. To label me as gay for NOT liking anal is just as ridiculous as if I were to say you were gay for LIKING anal (which, fundamentally, makes more sense, although COMPLETELY untrue.) Assuming your next, most likely response based on your last comment would be something akin to "Tough, deal with it cuz we don't get it ourselves and a lot of us like it," I would like you to consider a few things in perspective, if possible. First... pick something you dislike in the magical world of porn, i.e goat play, golden showers, midget sex, pregnant midgets, ANYTHING... whatever doesn't work for you. Doesn't have to be extreme, just something that keeps "Mr Wang" from maintaining good posture. That's how it is for those of us who don't like it, except with anal a much larger percent of people either like it or are neutral than with other niches. Still, it IS a niche, albeit one that holds a much higher popularity/penetration (no pun intended) in the porn scene; arguably an increasing one at that. That being said, anal lovers/likers don't have to "deal with" a niche they are averse to showing up on their pay site, whereas us "closet gay anal haters" do. EVEN then, I realize it IS the most prevalent niche out there, which is why not a peep had been heard from my side until recently. Two reasons: 20-minute, 1-2 machine episodes lately has caused the shift from shoots that had BOTH anal AND vaginal in them to shoots that are SOLELY anal. Previously, not a problem, since as long as there is the one, the other is fine, and there is a reason for me to watch. The existence of an asshole doesn't freak me out, bit it probably never crossed your mind to think before you base your argument on an assumption about someone you do not know. Correct me if I'm wrong, but your thought process is something like, "I like it, but HE doesn't, so HE must not like it cuz he thinks its gay, but IM not gay, so HE must either be a self-loathing closet gay person or a homophobe." My best friend since I was 13 is gay; he told me when we were 18, not expecting my immediate response would be to pat him on the back, grin, and crack a joke about how convenient that will be for future home improvement projects. So wow man, you sure showed me, man. That is, showed me an argument that simultaneously jumps to conclusions and avoids thoughtful consideration. Using this model, I'll demonstrate now: Douchebag.

Fucking Machines
Mar 13, 2010

...ugh. Kinda like a big "F-U" from the FM team to those of us who don't like anal. I have an asshole; therefore the topic holds no "magic" or "wonderous mysteries" involved for me as I'm pretty sure my asshole doesn't vary much from the next person. Made my first negative comment ever last episode tryin to rationally plead my case, and FM responds with... wait for it... MORE anal! Normally, I'd think that was pretty funny (truly), but since I'm a pretty broke motherfucker and my membership costs some mad $$, it loses its comedic appeal on my end. This made up my mind for me, tipping the scales and edging this site out of my list of core necessary expenses (to be replaced by, uh, frozen dinners + beer). So, I quit. Since FM is taking a certain trend right now (short, single scene eps + anal), Ill stop bitching and just follow the hint that my money is not needed right now and wait to maybe come back when/if things change. Cuz I really DO love the site

Fucking Machines
Mar 12, 2010

I second Beauty_Love's opinion on the topic of "The Anus." Not so much a fan myself... now I'm sure everyone's gonna flame me for "bitching," but I think Beauty_Love touched on a point that is worth emphasizing; one that I think has more grounds than some of the other complaints I see. If I were to take a poll of FM's members somehow, I'd ASSUME that everyone here likes pussy. As in, nobody here shudders at the sight/thought of some chick getting her pooner poked by giant dildo-wielding PornBots. However, it IS safe to say that a decent chunk of the members here aren't into anal; probably a majority of which can tolerate it on occasion, with the rest being completely disgusted by it. Its hard for people to understand since anal has kinda been the "in" thing for a bit now, but those of us who aren't turned on by it have to toss these episodes aside. Pretend they didn't happen. In conclusion: its one thing to have an anal scene or two in the shoot; we tolerated it in the past because there were MANY scenes/machines and not just one. This shoot is NOTHING BUT(T) an 11 minute anal scene, and since I didn't pay for an anal niche site... it doesn't belong here.

Fucking Machines