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Comments made by Brugman

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Apr 5, 2011

Rockford,Illinois' own Ginger Lynn, back in the saddle; or under it more likely. She, the band Cheap Trick and 1980 Third Party Presidential Candidate John B. Anderson were the big claims to Rockford fame back then, but truthfully? Ginger was the only one worth whacking off to, by a wide, wide margin. This Bobbi v. Ginger was just four years ago from when I'm writing now and it's one last hurrah for whacking. Saw her on a recent interview lately--said to say, but the years have caught up with her big time. Still, you can keep your Morgan Fairchild, your Joan Collins etc...this was the sexiest woman of the 80's by far.

Ultimate Surrender
Apr 1, 2011

Dragon, thanks for clearing that up. Matt called you a Samoan back when you wrestled Annie Cruz for the first time. Although if you were related to the Rock, it could go a ways to explain your success throughout the history of U.S. Guess it's just you, stripping off panties, getting the fingers in often and early, kickin' ass and, with any luck, ramming a strap on in there within the hour. Good to see you on top, no matter what the reason. You're always a fantastic sight, for beauty and for skill and for raw excitement.

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Mar 31, 2011

It's hard to believe Syd is from the same country that gave us Eva and Zha Zha Gabor.

Ultimate Surrender
Mar 21, 2011

Maybe next time Tori will text for advice between rounds.

Ultimate Surrender
Mar 18, 2011

Taz is going to come up against Ariel X, DragonLily, Dia Zerva or maybe even my new favorite underdog-on-the-rise Saffron. The post R4 interview with Aiden will have a different tone, you betchum. Still, a first time wrestler achieving a victory is a rare thing--she had every right to crow. BTW, I seem to hear a lot of losing wrestlers blame it on their current state of health. If you're too sick to do the job you're being paid for, why show up at all? Still, I suppose job reviews are done differently at Kink.com.

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Feb 15, 2011

My god, these girls are good. There is a moment there around 10:35 where Ariel and Dragon are locked, fighting for control and they tumble over and over the mat, graceful as hell. As bhubby said, there are no losers in this match. I say all four should fuck the living daylights out of Isis in the last segment.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 12, 2011

This was okay for porn, but Jayden Cole seems to be using the US just to get her specific rocks off. Maybe she never had a chance to win (you never know who the next Crimson Ninja might be) but there was no perceptible effort on her part, a token struggle at best. For a great loser, give me Annie Cruz any time. She was tough, she was determined, she has a body so hot it could melt the mat, but the girl fought like hell even late into the third round when she was down hundreds of points. This Cole woman took the job and then laid down to get fucked for her own indulgence. At some point in R4, she said something like, "Oooo, my titties are bouncing!" and Dia must have dearly wanted a ball gag at that point. Go work for Vivid, Cole-woman.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 10, 2011

Strategy and technique abound in this matchup--it could serve as a textbook for all the newbies before they first tie on the US panties and suck that first dildo. Love DragonLily, but if we get to see her topped in a couple of weeks, that's a rare treat in itself. From where I'm sitting, it's ALL good.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 4, 2011

Like most US subscribers, I will watch some wrestlers simply because, winners or losers, their bodies are a carnal joy to watch. (when IS Jesse Andrews coming back, Matt?) If neither wrestler in a singles competition is that appealing, these days I can always count on Isis Love swaggering in to the last five or ten minutes of a show. My only objection to her being here is that strapon covers her up too much and that the camera doesn't ogle her incredible body as much as I'd like it to.

Ultimate Surrender
Jan 14, 2011

Two's company, three's an extra dildo and a welcome one at that. No doubt Isis would have been just as happy to pound the b'jesus out of Ariel had it gone the other way--she's done it before and, I suspect, had Ariel do her in some previous tagteam competition. At 5' 10" and 150lbs, there's enough Cece for the both of them, and if Ariel was kind and gracious enough to invite her dear friend Isis over for a pleasant little R4, who are we to begrudge her?

Ultimate Surrender
Jan 13, 2011

Good lord, but that Yana Jordan has an evil laugh! What she does to Amber in R4 looks and sounds like something that could get her 20 to life in the big house, but it's just Ultimate Surrender at its peak.

Ultimate Surrender
Jan 9, 2011

P.S. I like the idea of other girls BESIDES Isis getting a lick or a stroke in during R4, but that would call for a fourth paycheck, unless there's trustworthy volunteers. As to rotating referees: I doubt that just anybody could do the job. Experienced as she is, the Goddess is still new at this particular gig. And as to that, could she please speak more loudly and enunciate better when making her calls? Some of them were a little obscured. As to a poll: all those in favor of seeing closeups of Isis getting rimmed by a loser, raise your hands up. All those in favor of seeing Matt getting rimmed, raise your hands up. All right then.

Ultimate Surrender
Jan 9, 2011

When I saw that Isis was going to be ref, my first thoughts were, dammit! No more strapons from Isis--she'll jepordize her objectivity. Silly Brugman! R4 is about the humiliation of the loser. Most often this has become quite vanilla: a few moments of sucking, push the loser around, work the strap on in the same three or four positions then MAYBE force a little cunnilingus. Get a seasoned top like Isis in there (and there is nobody like Isis)and the possibilities are endless. What a shocker for Sloane! Though she seemed to enjoy the whole shebang, really.

Ultimate Surrender
Jan 6, 2011

I've only just now (January 2011)seen this and am enchanted with Ami's ass. What a beautiful butt this girl has! Erin go bragh!

Ultimate Surrender
Jan 4, 2011

DADgummit, that was swell! Ariel and her rookie Iona are surprisingly up to the challenge. Bella looked a little rusty at first, as if she wasn't sure how she used to go about this, and Tara is slow out of the gate as well...and why not? Everyone on the mat has a new partner. Ariel's pussy is getting major attention in the tag pile-ons. I'm rooting for Ice, but in that one detail, I wouldn't mind lending a helping hand to the Ninjas!

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