Comments made by edweirdo

Kink, I didn't know the "Starship Enterprise" had a special room where beautiful women go to have multiple orgasms. If I was Captain Kirk, I'd take a break from exploring new worlds and civilizations, put that sucker on autopilot, and secretly go watch Angell Summers. I'd have to be careful lieutenant Spock didn't find out or he might put a Vulcan hold on me! That reminds me of the Vulcan blessing "live long and prosper" which the United Federation of Planets and I gratefully bestow unto you, Kink, for this terrific shoot.

I like you Kimberly 556. You've got the right idea.

Hey Kink, where in the heck is that little hardware store? I'm ready to set my cars GPS and get over their before they untie Jessie from the end of that isle. See, that shows ya that beautiful, naked women and small businesses are the true backbone of this country. Why shoot, put a girl like that in some of these mom & pop places and that would give these big home improvement stores a run for their money. Hell, I'd buy everything in the store whether I needed it or not, especially a tool that had been in a beautiful girls' derrière. Now, that's as American as hotdogs and apple pie.

She's nice. She's cute. She's awesome. She's a hottie. Noooooo! She's OUTASIGHT!!! Can you dig it!

Lily, I'm giving you the command to deliver a drink to me on that funky, face mounted tray ASAP. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to use my imagination for now.

Golly! Doctorrosen, is all you think about is hinnie holes? Well, so do I but, you're unreal. I'm going to prescribe for you a colonoscopy and then call me in the morning.

Oh boy! I'm the first one to comment on this shoot. I'm so excited I don't know what to say. How about "Ramon, you're a clutz for dropping that second dildo in the double ass fucking scene." Kidding aside, I loved this shoot! I love Lily Labeau! I love Katie Summers! I love the director (whoever it was). And above all, I love you Kink!

Just flash that million-dollar smile and I turn into putty.