Device Bondage Presents "Closet Pain Slut" featuring Dani Daniels
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Comments made by edweirdo

Date Comment Site
Dec 11, 2012

Whoa! hold your horses Edweirdo! Take a deep breath and calm down. I can't help it, the heat and beauty from this shoot jumps right off the screen! My iPhone is scorching and that's just looking at the pictures! Whew!!! I'm wiping the sweat from my forehead as I get ready to start the movie. EMS standby!

Everything Butt
Dec 8, 2012

Ftyujm, you're a party pooper!

Sex And Submission
Dec 8, 2012

Wow! triple whammy! No, quadruple whammy! Riley Evans on my left, Chanel Preston on my right, girl x behind me giving me a shoulder rub, and Jessie Rogers front and center. I'm smothered in gorgeousness! A veritable feast for the senses! Oh! and Doctorrosen above me and Mark Davis at my feet, not! As soon as my fantasy ends, I'm gonna watch this Feature. Promise!

Sex And Submission
Nov 30, 2012

What did I do to deserve you three lovely ladies? Really!!! Well, I did give some money to a homeless person the other day and I changed a burned out lightbulb for my mom. I guess things work in mysterious ways. I'm just gonna prop my feet up and enjoy.

Whipped Ass
Nov 29, 2012

Vikm, Spider59, Azonespeeder, Kinkylover2012, Araceli21, and Vengents, I concur! Oh noooo Dragonjess, stupid thing to say!

Bound Gang Bangs
Nov 26, 2012

MELODY JORDAN and CHANEL PRESTON are wacky weed smokin' HOT! WORTH EVERY KINK and then some. I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE IT! Okay, I'm in love with Chanel Preston; so what?

Electro Sluts
Nov 9, 2012

Lyla Storm, I'm so in love with you but promise me you won't ever show me that "wrinkled grandma hinnie" again, ok!

Device Bondage
Nov 9, 2012

Spider59, let me substitute the word "gracious" for "thankful". Yes, that's perfect!

Device Bondage
Nov 9, 2012

Spider59, you're always so gracious. I'm proud to be underneath ya!

Device Bondage
Oct 31, 2012

Haha! Got the first comment in. Happy Halloween pervs!

Bound Gang Bangs
Oct 27, 2012

Loved it! Loved it! Loved it! Great casting! Great script! Great acting! Great directing! Is that enough exclamation points for ya?!!!

Whipped Ass
Oct 26, 2012

Tatapo5, I'm laughing hysterically at your comment. Pardon me if I laugh some more before I indulge myself with this shoot. And by the way, happy Halloween to you too MaitresseMadeline!

Whipped Ass
Oct 25, 2012

Ahhh...those eyes...that beautiful smile! My heart flutters. Sunday dinner has never been more delicious. Please, please Chanel, don't escape. Can't you see you're driving me crazy! Begging for your release only excites me more. You've re-awakened my sexual spirit and rejuvenated these weary porno eyes. And for that, I am pledging my undying love for you. Forever Yours, Edweirdo.

Hogtied
Oct 22, 2012

Princess Donna, you've never been more right (or amazing)! Look at all the great votes! I'm just lucky to be able to tag along.

Wired Pussy
Oct 18, 2012

Hey, wait a minute! How can there only be one comment for this shoot?!!! LYLA STORM IS AN ABSOLUTE HOTTIE! What, have I gotta throw a bucket of cold water on you members to wake ya up? Huh? Or, have I gotta yell into a bull horn to get your attention?! Maybe a shotgun pointed at your private parts will make you suddenly come to your senses! Well, what are you waiting for? HOLOPHE and me are gettin' lonesome.

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