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Oct 5, 2012

Freeborn2, me me me!

Everything Butt
Oct 5, 2012

Hopefully I caught the misspell of "clothespins" before anyone else. Therefore, I retract my warning to Kink. I'll still love ya no matter what!

Public Disgrace
Oct 5, 2012

Hey Kink, this girl is pretty doggone cute even with close pins attached to her tongue. So, where did ya happen to find her? Did she stumble through the Armory's front doors or what? Is there any chance we will get to see her on other Kink sites in the future? I certainly hope so! Especially if you expect me to continue to be a loyal Kink fan. Heed my warning at your own risk!

Public Disgrace
Oct 4, 2012

"YES SIR!" Sergeant Rickybdsm. The 9 mile hike and obstacle course today sounds like fun. Could you yell a little louder though? I gotta tin ear.

Sex And Submission
Oct 2, 2012

Alright Shockmaster, you're outnumbered! Change your vote or else!

Electro Sluts
Sep 28, 2012

Who's gonna join me to watch the three most beautiful women in porn?

Electro Sluts
Sep 25, 2012

Haha! CyPh1, it sounds like you made the trip unscathed? Good to have you on board!

Everything Butt
Sep 25, 2012

Calling all butt fanatics! "The Future of Butt Sex" is indeed here and now! CyPh1, Doctorrosen, and Spider59 where are ya?

Everything Butt
Sep 24, 2012

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Peter and all his friends. And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in. You're all invited back again to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality. BDSM that is. Set a spell, take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Whipped Ass
Sep 23, 2012

Bern1913, just out of curiosity, is that referring to your date of birth? If so, let's see, that would make you, hmmm...an old fogey! A tootin old fogey I'll bet, if ya know what I mean! And if I'm guessin', your hearin's gone, your eyesight's shot, and you've gotta be bedridden by now or at least in a wheelchair so, what are ya doin' watchin' porn?!!!

Everything Butt
Sep 21, 2012

Kink, thanks for this shoot with Chanel Preston but, you've been holding out on me. I want one of those neat Kink.com coffee cups. If I ask nicely, will you send me one?

Sex And Submission
Sep 21, 2012

The cute, quirky little Tegan Tate for our submissive pleasure. Nice! And I'm buying this shoot to spite the crummy members who griped so much about her last shoot. She's a cutie pie so, take that you lousy, insensitive members.

Public Disgrace
Sep 18, 2012

I was so excited to see this shoot with Chanel Preston, that I accidently knocked my iPad right off it's perch and onto the floor. No worries though, it works just fine. I saw on YouTube where they did an experiment and dropped an iPad all the way from the edge of the earths atmosphere and the gizmo still worked. Amazing! It's nice to know that porn will survive even from the outer reaches of space. Anyway, these three chics are babes so screw the "poor" rating above.

Everything Butt
Sep 14, 2012

Here's a little tribute to the head honcho of Kink.com Beverly Hillbillies style: Come and listen to a story about a man named Peter A poor pornneer, barely kept his family fed, Then one day he was shootin out some ideas, And bubblin up from his head came Kink.com. A fetish website that is, bdsm gold, Internet porn paradise. Well the first thing you know ol Peters a millionaire, Kinfolk said "Peter move away from there" Said "Californy is the place you ought to be" So they loaded up the truck and moved to the Armory. San Fran, that is. Dungeon sets, a princess, porn stars.

Whipped Ass
Sep 5, 2012

CyPh1, I tried rubbing that magic genie lamp like ya said but all I got was dirty fingers and a face full of dust. Haha! I watched this shoot and didn't find anything offensive about it. Diceman203, you were awesome back in the 80's but now you're just a fat, balding jerk. The last thing I remember seeing ya in was a lame TV Sitcom. It's the new millennium, get your act together! And MadScientist72, you really must be mad! Me and some of the members are going to have to pull a prank on ya and glue that jockstrap to your head so you can enjoy the aroma for many moons. Pun intended! Ahhh, don't take me seriously, I'm just up late havin some fun. Honestly, I haven't seen this shoot yet and the pics look pretty disqusting but then again this is Public Disgrace. Spider59 said this was sure to be a masterpiece so I'm gonna side with him cuz he's been batttin' a thousand in my book. Nite Kink.

Public Disgrace