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Comments made by edweirdo

Date Comment Site
Jul 2, 2012

Oops, misspelled "scene." I really am going to have to go to prison for misspellers. Lol!

Fucking Machines
Jul 2, 2012

Kink, I forgot to mention how Roger Cormanesque, Women in Prison, the shower seen with Lyla Storm and Remy Lacroix was. Awesome!

Fucking Machines
Jun 30, 2012

Alright you nitpickers, it looks like I'm gonna have to do a little shuffle and then sock ya right in the kisser! You're darn right the opening scene ties into the storyline. It sets up the betrayal the girls feel towards Remy for not following their strict lesbian rules thus resulting in the big gun machine gangbang that ensues. If the dick still bothers you, just pretend the guy is an ugly woman with a beard and strap on. Lighten up a little. As far as the "glimpse" of the prop guy, can ya just look away at that particular moment and pretend ya saw Elvis in the window? I mean if I had a dime for every goof up I've ever seen even in Hollywood movies, I'd be a freakin' gazillionair! It's all make belief anyway. Kink. continue to make moviemaking magic and throw a dick and a prop man in every now and then. Love it!

Fucking Machines
Jun 24, 2012

Another Feature movie with Remy Lacroix, how nice. She really is an absolute babe in my eyes. I enjoyed this whole movie. The women were beautiful and the action was hot! Kink, keep up the great work and I'll continue to show you my appreciation by buying more kinks. Well, It's late and I'm getting tired and since this comes right after the comment that "pillow999" made, my head is going to do just that...hit the pillow!

Fucking Machines
Jun 22, 2012

"Robin, to the Batmobile. There's been an abduction and Commissioner Gordon needs us ASAP!" Sandra, I like you're "Batman" humor and I also think that your critique of this feature was accurate as well. In my previous comment, I apologize for not mentioning the other Actresses in the movie who, by the way, did a wonderful job, too. Bobbi Star, you're awesome! Holy heart failure! I've got to leave you and Sandra Dee rather hastily. Alfred's emergency belt-buckle Bat-call signal just went off which means he's in trouble! Ta-ta!

Electro Sluts
Jun 21, 2012

I'm up late, online, and starring at a blank, white, comment box. What to write? What to write? What to write? Kink, can you attach some of those electrodes to me, and then hit it with a few volts to see if it gets my creative juices flowing? Actually, I'm gettin' kinda sleepy, about to nod off. My hand is hovering over the keyboard and my finger is typing out the words: Remy, I love and adore you. You're in the 5th dimension with me listening to beautiful music, eating great food, and having phenomenal sex. Mmmmmm...goodnight.

Electro Sluts
Jun 20, 2012

Funny CyPh1. Keep up the humor!

Bound Gang Bangs
Jun 14, 2012

Ladies and Gentleman, purveyors of smut, and the rest of you, step right up for The Greatest Gangbang on Earth!!! Guaranteed to stimulate, arouse, and just plain get your libido off! Watch in amazement as five well hung guards take advantage of a beautiful, nubile French inmate simply for losing her passport! Double anal, double vaginal, triple penetration, creampies, facials, and some sweaty people await you inside if you dare! Folks, don't miss The Greatest Gangbang on Earth!!!

Bound Gang Bangs
Jun 10, 2012

Kink, I didn't know the "Starship Enterprise" had a special room where beautiful women go to have multiple orgasms. If I was Captain Kirk, I'd take a break from exploring new worlds and civilizations, put that sucker on autopilot, and secretly go watch Angell Summers. I'd have to be careful lieutenant Spock didn't find out or he might put a Vulcan hold on me! That reminds me of the Vulcan blessing "live long and prosper" which the United Federation of Planets and I gratefully bestow unto you, Kink, for this terrific shoot.

Fucking Machines
Jun 5, 2012

john.smithkinky, you gotta be kidding. Me and the other members are just going to let you stew in your own ignorance.

Public Disgrace
Jun 2, 2012

I like you Kimberly 556. You've got the right idea.

Public Disgrace
Jun 1, 2012

EDWEIRDO, YOUR HILARIOUS!!!

Public Disgrace
Jun 1, 2012

Hey Kink, where in the heck is that little hardware store? I'm ready to set my cars GPS and get over their before they untie Jessie from the end of that isle. See, that shows ya that beautiful, naked women and small businesses are the true backbone of this country. Why shoot, put a girl like that in some of these mom & pop places and that would give these big home improvement stores a run for their money. Hell, I'd buy everything in the store whether I needed it or not, especially a tool that had been in a beautiful girls' derri�¨re. Now, that's as American as hotdogs and apple pie.

Public Disgrace
May 25, 2012

Since I'm a gigantic fan of Remy, can I ask ya somethin' Kink? Is that bondage board, device thingamajig for sale? I'd like to hang it over the fireplace in my new home with Remys' autograph on it of course. If ya deside to sell it to me, don't tell my parents what it is. Thanks in advance for your consideration.

Device Bondage
May 19, 2012

She's nice. She's cute. She's awesome. She's a hottie. Noooooo! She's OUTASIGHT!!! Can you dig it!

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