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Comments made by dumpyninny

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Feb 17, 2010

What! Somebody said something that pissed off Dragonlily? I bet they didn't include their address.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 17, 2010

Yay! Undefeated forever. Janay kicked the shit out of everything that wasn't bolted down.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 17, 2010

I see comments by "AnnieCruz" here. Is that like, the REAL AnnieCruz or just somebody who hijacked the screen-name? Well, anyway, just don't let it get you down Annie. You're beautiful and very flexible and most everybody loves you. People just can't be all be good at the same thing. You've always tried hard, so you're NOT a loser. I wish the people in your biz would limit the verbal put-downs as part of the act and not for real. I don't want you to think of yourself as a worthless slut/whore/wench/bitch etc.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 17, 2010

This has got to be one of the all-time best Round Four's on this site. I don't know why the ref had to be so insulting to Annie at the end. Dragon knows her wrestling technique. It's nice to watch somebody like her execute a variety of holds.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 16, 2010

Wow! Jade really let the Pixie Puff have it in the celebration round. Most women don't have enough glut muscle to drive a Strap-On. Tia Ling obviously isn't most women. She practically had smoke coming out of Tinkerbell's ass.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 16, 2010

Ashley is "stunningly beautiful"? I'm not seeing that. I'd say that she's a kinda cute cream puff. She looks like one of those girls who has spent her whole life giggling at the mall. She better lookup Dia and Ariel and have them introduce her to the joys of weightlifting.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 16, 2010

It would be even hotter if the winner got to ass-fuck the loser and the loser's boyfriend and/or coach.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 16, 2010

The severe mismatches are the hottest. You can usually count on the pasty white girl who looks like she's almost never gotten out of bed to lose horribly.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 16, 2010

Poor Annie. She's so cute that I just wanna grab her face between both hands and kiss it all over, but she seems to always have a strength disadvantage. If she had more muscle, she probably wouldn't be so flexible. I wonder if it's genetic or just because she never played sports or did manual labor and such.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 15, 2010

Lucy is a very spirited person who is used to getting her way and winning all the time. Her whirling dervish style would serve her well in a street fight, but she simply doesn't have the body for this sport, which rewards the strength and power of women with thick muscular physiques. If Lucy wants to fight, she needs to get into martial arts.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 10, 2010

I made the mistake of cutting in front of Dia and Ariel X and taking their parking space at the mall. They tossed me into the trunk of my own car. Next I knew, I was out in the woods getting what felt like a prostate examination at first. I now have to wear a plug to keep my poop in.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 10, 2010

Janay kicks everybody's ass for Christmas? Be forewarned! If you watch this video, your ass will be kicked as well. Janay called me on the phone and by the time the conversation was over, I was in a cast and crying. Don't even ask where my toilet plunger ended up.

Ultimate Surrender
Feb 10, 2010

Looks like Janay kicks everybody's ass. I can tell just watching her that she'd kick mine too. Too bad we can't watch her kick some men's asses as well.

Ultimate Surrender
Jan 9, 2009

The last scene on the Titan was really HOT. She's babe-alicious. I don't like the tatoos but I'm sure that if I were stuck in a locked room with her naked, my dick wouldn't even notice.

Fucking Machines
Dec 31, 2008

Robofrakking is the future.

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