Sadistic Rope Presents Something Familiar Featuring Ariel X
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Comments made by oakmist

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May 26, 2003

By far the most potent machine you use is the Hitachi Magic Wand. The girls may enjoy the dildo machines, but they only come reliably with the Wand and the Sybian -- vibrating machines, that stimulate the clitoris. Fingerwork and tonguework doesn't cut it in a video session -- too much stress; all they can do is fake it. But the Wand -- girls are helpless before the Wand!

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Jul 16, 2003

The girl is pretty, and even though the concept here is almost incomprehensibly lame (girl in doctor's office gets turned on by pop mechanics schematics?), it still could have have been hot if she used the WAND! Wandless, the girls always seem to be faking pleasure. This one looked like she was thinking about her laundry! WHERE IS THE WAND? The WAND is 100% GUARANTEED ORGASMIC. No phony 'squirting' (i.e., pissing), no yawn-disquising moans, just HOT HOT ORGASMS! WHERE IS THE WAND?

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Jul 17, 2003

Masters and Johnson exhaustively studied this "female ejaculate" back in the 60's. It turned out it was urine. It's been studied by other sex researchers since then. Always urine. There is a gland which generates the wonderful fragrant lubricatinf juice that we love, but that glasnd is rather small, and can't possibly produce a gush or squirt or anything of the sort. You want to believe in some huge 'secret gland' that anatomists have never found, that's fine -- but why? What's the turn-on? Why does a woman's coming have to be like a man's to turn some people on? I've been with several girls who 'squirt' -- it seems natural that in their orgasmic release they would let some piss fly -- I like it. I think girls know we like it (which is possibly one reason they do it -- you notice how the girls here often make such a big deal about their squirting?). But it doesn't offend me that it's not some kind of alien love-juice.

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Jul 17, 2003

By the way, koogs, the 'wand' is the Hitachi Magic Wand -- that big white bulbheaded vibrator with a cord. Also known as the 'Cadillac of Vibrators'. It's seen a lot in the early videos -- but less and less recently -- though Kylie and Avi use it in their recent ski scene (maybe shot a while ago?). It always produces real, stunning, blow-them-away orgasms (check out Jade Marx or Lena Kelly, for example). The Webmaster won't comment when we ask for it back, though -- perhaps they're run into rights problems?

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